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Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.07 09:41:45 -
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Did I do that to your face with a sharpie? |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.07 11:13:39 -
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I knew getting drunk in Jita was a bad idea |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.07 11:19:10 -
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And I thought last night meant something |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.07 11:25:28 -
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Blech, I will go and find something more fun than being here with you, like being stuck in a cargo container filled with rotting fish. |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.07 11:32:30 -
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Thanks, but I got enough of that for free last night. |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.07 11:46:24 -
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I think you should get a new clone now and give me the old one so I can always remember this night. |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.07 11:56:39 -
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Please tell me the clone I am taking with me will stab me too  |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.07 20:44:08 -
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You are pretty, maybe you won't scream and kick me out like everyone else does?  |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.08 07:22:49 -
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It must be true love |

Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.08 21:28:45 -
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Ohh whips and chains. This could go far if you let me use them on you.
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Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.11 09:28:11 -
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Holy crap, are those boobs or station anchors?!
No no, don't bother screaming at me to leave, I'm going don't worry.
*runs away screaming*
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Val Kaleth
Kippered Snacks
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Posted - 2016.12.12 00:11:19 -
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Awwww, she wants me to come back. Maybe I can look past the boobs *leans really far to the side*
OK well maybe not "LOOK PAST" them...
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2016.12.14 01:27:38 -
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Your face says innocent, but your shirt says naughty.
*takes your shirt and leaves*
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
85
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Posted - 2016.12.14 02:51:56 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:Val Kaleth wrote:Your face says innocent, but your shirt says naughty.
*takes your shirt and leaves* Can I have it? ...and her?
You already have the same shirt silly, you just have a harder time fitting into it.
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2016.12.15 06:34:49 -
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Hello again. Maybe you can show me how that suit comes off, and when you do, you can show me where all the knives are stored.
Then we can play with the knives. 
Edit: and I think I just gave you your 666th like 
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2016.12.23 01:51:02 -
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Sark Nosha wrote:What the hell was in that whiskey? :D
HEY, you stole my whiskey!
Now that I am here though, how do you feel about being chained to the wall?
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2016.12.23 03:15:59 -
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whoops, how did that mirror get there?
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2016.12.27 18:43:52 -
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*looks at your face*
Wow, I really should have stopped beating you sooner...
You should try a better safeword, may I suggest "AAUAHAHGHAHGHGHAGHGHHHGHHH"
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2016.12.27 20:34:17 -
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Oh no....I think I may have killed this one, CALL A DOCTOR!
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2017.01.04 11:12:45 -
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*lick*
*gets drunk from Vodka flavor*
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2017.01.19 04:18:28 -
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*LICK*
mmmmmmmmmm Hazel.....
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
815
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Posted - 2017.01.19 09:34:30 -
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Fleet Arel Gankmeister wrote:I'm not in to gals but roll over and read this script in your deepest voice and I will gank you:
"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is James 315, and this is the official website of the New Order, a movement dedicated to restoring reason and dignity to the lives of highsec miners. As the Father of the New Order and Saviour of Highsec, it is my responsibility and privilege to tell highsec miners what they can and can't do. If they refuse to obey me, they risk being bumped out of mining range.
Though I am engaged in law enforcement, I don't see that as my primary role. I am an educator, mentor, friend, and surrogate parent to the miners. The New Order is all about people. That's my true purpose in EVE: Helping people make the most of themselves."
Try again with a better post plz.
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2017.01.21 02:08:58 -
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Your hair smells like oranges, but it tastes like purple.
I think these boosters went a little bad, want some?
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2017.01.26 00:41:40 -
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ACK IM BLIND!!
there is something in my bed but I can't tell what it is!! ITS LETTING OFF SO MUCH LIGHT!!
*runs away*
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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Val Kaleth
Realm of Mischief
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Posted - 2017.02.24 06:39:02 -
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Nice rifle...
Feel free to join me in game in the "Realm of Mischief" channel.
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